Boss would say “well you should’ve woken up early enough to deal with anything”

Junkies always have the same babble to give excuses for their behavior

Brave man saves his wife from snake!

You will inevitably be forgotten. This pains you. So you hope to leave your mark, even if it means being a nuisance. Yet, you can't even be a memorable one. Be silent. Stay silent. Embrace the stillness of oblivion. You might find comfort in your obscurity.

I’m pretty sure he knows that bub getting mad pressed about some random on the internet

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

How lizardman likes his coffee

"Keep running riot shield and you're getting noobtubed ոіggеr"

If 4Chan knows the POWER of Irrational Self-Confidence So should you (Old but Gold)

Good morning beautiful people

Okay

Total meltdowns and cope by all sides and flavors of the most annoying people on this website.

I have spent most of the day in bed with the woman I have no regrets

What you would really need in this living situation is a buxom or maybe even a slightly plump foid to make plenty of hearty stews and soups

kinda wild we're supposed to just go about our days like nothing ever happened when you got "hitlercunny69" and "mao did nothing wrong 🏳️‍⚧️" agreeing that we need start drawing n quarting the guest list

Oh look and Indian enjoying his favorite pastime