Stolen valor is a helluva drug.

It's almost like MAGA is just a bunch of low IQ Karens who have nothing better to do with their life but bitch and whine. Slightly related, this was also taken at a Barnes & Noble.

I need to take a trip to the Possum Lending Library before they're out of these best-sellers!

I believe MAGA thinks "Phonics" is a drug that is smuggled in by illegal immigrants that turns kids into gay transgendered communists.

Imagine being so brainwashed that you can look at undeniable and verified facts that your candidate is against your own best interests and still think you're right. This world is doomed.

Dwight has no chill and I'm here for it.

Two weeks ago, my high school friends Daniela, Juan and I joined Ecology Professor Jose Moreno, city councilman Jordan Brandman and Vice Principal Mrs. Yolanda Meijia in supporting Professor Paolo for his campaign for school board. Each got a chance to speak. I said that... (1/2)

Genuine question..

What in the methamphetamine even is this comment?

"We made it all up but we lied to you because we know what's best for you." What mental illness is this?

I'm no Christian but is God really in the business of helping a gluttonous adulterer who steals money from children's charities?

These AI generated photos are always so funny. Everyone knows that Trump hasn't actually ran since the Vietnam war.

Meth is a helluva drug. How do I attract so many addicts?

BRING ME YOUR SINGERS I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THEM

They don't call me Dr. Vomits for nothing.

With all this recent news about Laura Loomer, I'd like to remind everyone that this exists. Do with it what you will.

Only losers join twitter in May? I'm confused..

Well, Laura Loomer is officially a crazy ass stalker.

A show of hands, who has ever unsolicitedly referred to children's genitalia as "cocks?" I don't say it often but someone should be investigating this creep's browser history.

This is what he has decided to take offense to.. really? Talk about outting yourself.