Very excited to announce that I’m part of this amazing new project. I attended the premiere with my glamorous daughter olivia x on Tuesday night . An amazing all star cast and a fantastic first episode! I rock up in Episode 4 .
Not to be missed . Starts today

Bit late notice but I will be appearing in “Too good to be True “
With kara tointon tonight on Channel 5 at 9pm .
Brand new drama !

In case you hadn’t already heard , The Fast show celebrates its 30th anniversary this year. To mark it we’re touring a live show , namely “An evening with The Fast Show “ A night of sketches, songs and insight as to how the characters came together. Venues on photo . Nice 👌🏼😉

Absolutely thrilled to receive my Joe Beasley & cheeky monkey 🐵 Action figure !! Me and cheeky (yes he’s the original one from knowing me knowing you) Absolutely love it ! Huge gratitude to Anthony @deadalivestore . For sending me this !
Check out his amazing account! 🤩🎉

So sorry to hear about the passing of Graham. ‘Happy days, ‘Boland.
He was a regular character right from the beginning on Bargain loving Brits in the Sun. RIP Graham. You’ll be sorely missed. X

I’m delighted to say I’ll be appearing in the next 2 episodes of Silent Witness. Playing DCI Warren Bull .Starting tonight on @bbcone tonight at 21:15, and available on iPlayer The loveliest of jobs with an amazing cast and crew. 😊👍🏻

Hello friends!
I’m back all week in Dictionary corner on Countdown 14:10pm on @channel4! 😁📕👍🏻


Today’s the day I celebrate my 17th sobriety anniversary.
That’s 6208 days without alcohol.
Had I spent £80 week on alcohol (which I suspect might be higher with today’s prices) That means I’ve saved nearly 70k on booze
If you want to stop give it a go
It’s changed my life.

At last something actually worthy of posting! Check this out 😁🥁👍🏻

I’m back on smershpod!
“Highlander” From the dawn of time, struggling through the centuries. Been dying to do this one . Always a pleasure to take part on Smersh Pod with John Rain 🥇 (the correct tag this time ) 🙄😂
Part 2 is out too! ⚔️

MacLeod atlas: some sublime John Thomson line readings in this close-read of a VHS perennial

Something a bit different for Fathers Day , bespoke messages from a multitude of characters available! 😊👍🏻

Next Saturday from 8 pm onwards at Wine and Wallop in Didsbury. I’ve decided to come out of retirement and do a bit of stand-up. To support @shevo82 & his brain injury charity.
Tickets are limited & selling fast . See you there ! 🗣️🎤 😂.

It’s back ! The U.K. series is on tonight on Channel 5 at 8pm, featuring the delights of Blackpool, Scarborough & Skegness. Voiced as always by yours truly. Enjoy 😊!

Dream came true tonight met one of my drumming idols I’ve never seen live, the legend @officialbillycobham . A huge inspiration to me , since I started playing aged 11 . The album Spectrum and Drum clinic first aired on the BBC in 1981. Feeling blessed and grateful 🥁🤩!

So, got my lines a bit crossed. Great to meet punk legend & artist Ray Rossi who personally dropped off my vinyl abstract that captures sound on canvas I love it!
Ray is the manager of Slaughter & the Dogs. Not lead singer rossi77.com exhibits Manchester, London. 🖼️

Gift idea? Why not a personalised video message from John Thomson, perfect for anyone and any occasion! Get yours now at celebvm.com/johnthomson #ColdFeet #TheFastShow #Corrie #AlanPartridge #CoogansRun John Thomson

Please support, I always think about when I leave the tap running when I clean my teeth. Then I’m filled with remorse.💧. Please donate & create awareness. Thanks 😊 x

Sad news this morning. Loved this man , loved working with him , had funny bones , was so kind and would make me roar laughing. Had some epic nights out with him , back in the day.
Paul RIP.
You are irreplaceable and will be sorely missed. ❤️

11.40am Ainsley’s fantastic flavours on ITV this morning, where I present Ainsley with one of my favourite desserts: JT’s fruity clafoutis 🍒 🍮