Ben wins the Internet.

I've never known a time when THE CONVERSATION wasn't acknowledged as a masterpiece and one of Coppola's defining films. The movement to 'redeem' its reputation is one of the more egregious examples of 'I just discovered this so the world must have just discovered this' affliction

1) It's fewer, not less.
2) You're wearing a suit, bud.

Personally I divorced my first wife for not knowing the difference between 'less' and 'fewer'.

Celebrating CARRIE’s 50th anniversary with a giveaway! Just Follow and RT to be eligible. I’ll pick one random winner this Sunday night.

The guy who cheats on his wife with pornstars, mocks the disabled, laughs at the veterans, and steals from charities is selling a Bible during Holy Week.

This is exactly what caused Jesus to flip those tables.

10 days ago, regular gasoline was 1.42/ litre.
I got gas on Wednesday and it was 1.46/ litre.
Today it’s 1.55/ litre.
Tell me more about the carbon tax.

We could tweet a joke about Law & Order Toronto investigating you for stealing jokes, but you’d just steal that too you fucking hacks. thebeaverton.com/2024/03/law-or…

Since Canada became a country, do you know the year we built the least amount of new homes adjusted to population?

Do you know who was the housing Minister that year?

Mr. Poilievre... We could sure use those homes you didn't get built now, eh?

Womp womp

Feel free to share this movie theater PSA if you agree:

* shut off your fucking phone
* stop crinkling your damn wrappers and bags every 3 seconds
* shut the fuck up maybe
* respect the $40+ it costs to see a film and get snacks by not being an oblivious trashbag of a human

Please share! Let’s see how many readers we can reach. Thanks!

HEY LADY I'M RUNNING FOR PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA TO AXE THE TAX, SPIKE THE HIKE, SHOOSH THE DOUCHE, BURY THE LARRY, STAPLE THE MAPLE, PARK THE TRUCK, FUCK THE DUCK...

Gosling. Holy shit.

Say what you will about Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸, but you have to admit she never misses an opportunity to be an absolute cunt.

Dolores Claman's 1968 song, 'The Hockey Theme', performed by the Jerry Toth Orchestra. Dolores would later say she had never seen a hockey game in person before writing the song, instead imagining Roman Gladiators battling while writing it.

I've spent my entire adult life writing. Yet I cannot express how much I loathe Marjorie Taylor Greene. Possibly because she stands outside language, and before it. She is that horrible thing outside the cave, that gene that never progressed, the empty void. Death in a MAGA hat.

Hi Michelle,

Just an FYI, we don’t have a 1st lady here in Canada. That’s a term used in the US. Canada is actually a separate country with a very different political system.

Anything else I can clarify for you just ask.

You're a fucking Member of Parliament. Could you act like it?