That’s how you finish

After 3 years of dodging the Rona, I finally caught it. On the bright side, now when my wife questions me (which happens a lot), I now say “I’m not just sure, I’m covid positive.” I laugh, she scowls. We have fun here. #covid #Covid_19 #dadjokes

I will always be suspicious of things that have flavor but no calories. #whatareyouhidinginthere #how

Despite Auburn Football hiring Hugh Freeze, I’m still hearing from sources that auburn is hiring Lane Kiffin. Allegedly.

I’d hate to be the guy at North American Aerospace Defense Command tracking this balloon. “Yeah. Still in the same spot it was an hour ago.”

Terrible take Dane Bradshaw - how is an undercut when a kid is 3 feet in the air not excessive? That’s how you end up with a broken leg.

I wonder what it’s like when your bag is the first one to come out at baggage claim. It must feel magical.

Hey everybody, go wish happy birthday to my main man Matthew Rix - you’re my boy blue. Love you buddy, hope you have an awesome day

Ladies, serious question. Why y’all starting to dye mustaches in your hair? #hair #hairdye #whatareyoudoing

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Ladies and gentlemen of Arkansas, I love Arkansas Razorbacks Men’s Basketball 🐗 so, so much. But Will Wade has the opportunity right now to do the funniest thing. #leverage #arkansas #basketball #coachingsearch #uambb

No matter what’s going on in politics, we can all agree that Live Nation and Ticketmaster are awful and that the U.S. Department of Justice nailed this lawsuit right? #livenation #lawsuit #ticketmaster yahoo.com/news/us-sues-b…

Time for Arkansas fans to put their money where their mouth is. All that talk about supporting Tyson when he dropped a bag to get Cal has lead to this. I will not be letting him down.

AirBnB hosts charging a $200 cleaning fee while simultaneously demanding you clean every square inch of the rental to exacting specifications remains the biggest scam in modern history.

Build a shrine of Nolan in the middle of the university and pay him a million dollars every year till he dies. This is the only way to lift the curse. He may have forgiven the university but clearly the sports gods haven’t. #arkansas #woopig #liftthecurse

Per source - no matter what Lane Kiffin does, everyone will be angry. Including Arkansas fans.

Update - he messed it up 😂

The amount of doubling down coming from Yurachek is wild

They’re calling it a celebration 😂

ChatGPT is the ask Jeeves of the AI race