Instead of expensive pouches schools should use AI to store phones on the blockchain.

So-called "scientists" say that there's no gravity in space but they can't explain why the sun goes down every single evening.

The Department of Justice still has no proposal on how to get organised criminals to wear proper suits and ties and hats like they did in the 1930s. Pathetic.

what is a small persons favorite food? mussels! i know this is not very funny.

Surely the real problem is that I used to have a perfectly decent knitted jumper that was in no way related to Christmas but it had a pattern on it so people called it a Christmas jumper and I donated it and now some prick who probably works in HR wears it ironically.

Seems unfair to Boston.

So-called "professors" in their ivory towers say Sailing to Byzantium is a great poem but Yeats didn't even know that it's called Istanbul now.

Time Machine worldofmoose.com/collections/ca…

Halloween isn't Irish. Nobody from these parts ever thought life wasn't scary enough.

ICYMI - we revealed the full track list for How I Won the Culture War. Can’t wait to share the album with you all. Out this Friday!

It's cold so I put on a jumper. The jumper doesn't really work with my shirt but maybe Anna Wintour can fuck off and mind her own business. This is my living room not the Met Gala Ball.

This is going well.

It's incredible how many men think Batman could beat Serena Williams at tennis.

Eldorado

Your da

Gisele deserves a medal, a statue, an award, there is nothing that would match her bravery and contribution to society. A true hero. I painted her portrait as a way to honour her, and thank her for everything she has done for us. Shame will change sides. ❤️

Just a quick reminder that if you're wondering when my next Dublin gig is so am I.

Meanwhile Trump keeps talking about how he wants to ban Musk's only profitable companies. Elon is a fucking halfwit.