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But when is You'rewelcomesgiving Day? Exactly.

Israel and Ireland are roughly the same age just like Joe Biden and I are roughly the same age.

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Kind of strange that Greg Wallace wasn't fired after the whole cannibalism thing.

I used to be in the family business but these days nobody can afford to buy a family.

Ernest Hemingway once opened a Spanish restaurant. Gazpacho soup for sale. Never warm.

Hey Ireland did you vote? Did you vote for people who've taken action to make the world better? For people who approved sanctions against Israel, who opposed funding the racing industry with millions, for people who are actively making Ireland better for the most vulnerable?

One of my rare seasonal jokes. Tom Matthews drew it and Ian Hislop added the blue tick when he decided to publish it in his scurrilous fanzine Private Eye. I'm very proud to have this on my wall.

Me: I hate advertising. Also me: Martha Stewart and Snoop are my favourite double act.

Fallen cyclist: I think I've injured my spine. Passing author: You know what else has a spine? My new book! Set in Berlin, 1934...

If someone had told me twenty years ago that we'd see an FF/FG coalition getting a second term I'd have said nothing if the person telling me had been a dentist and my mouth was full of scrapers and mirrors and a tube.

The profession most vulnerable to honey badgers are comedians as we're not allowed to punch down.

NEW EPISODE of Three Castles Burning. iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/nig… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4GQ17J… Thomas Burgh's Royal Barracks from the South Quays. Today, of course, this is the National Museum of Ireland. This museum holds everything from the uileann pipes of Leo Rowsome to the flag

This morning, 9.30, Askea Church in Carlow. If you're local, pop down, if you're not, raise a cup of tea.

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Spotted this on my last trip to the British Museum, where the Elgin Marbles are kept in secure and climate controlled conditions, but also where they leave the back door open on hot days.

When Ireland does education wrong we do it really wrong.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a continent in possession of a bourgeoisie, must be in want of a spectre." The Communist Manifesto, by Jane Austen.

We're gonna need a bigger cabinet table.