Playing a string of shows next week with a man who’s known colloquially as the Pride of Mannington, but whose Christian name is William Matheny. 9/20 Club Cafe - Pittsburgh, PA 9/21 Capital Ale House - Richmond, VA 9/22 Pie Shop - Washington, DC 9/23 The Bitter End - NYC

Robert Earl Quinoa: the bowl goes on forever, and the hunger never starts.™️ Robert Earl Keen

My new rap name is Glizzy Gillespie.

The way video people charge is both and inspiration and a total fucking mystery.

I just overheard a hibachi chef ask his table of guests…and I quote… “who killed my family?”

Sure. Eating an orange in a hot shower is a great homeopathic relaxation technique, but have you ever done a Stone Cold Steve Austin-style chug with two shower beers?

Absolutely 100% true: I had a root canal today at 2:30….…. 2:30

Just posted a photo @ Charleston, West Virginia instagram.com/p/CkivyEnM7H_/…

I’m a (Blennerhasset) island boy.

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The flavor of nutmeg genuinely angers me.

It’s a wrapping paper-style vacuum seal bag that you put the gift in and you vac seal shut. No wrapping required. You can have this million dollar idea. Just please send me the beta version for free.

The music on Super Mario 2 is absolutely 🔥

Looking forward to a great year with my band. I’m having so much fun playing this music with these badass musicians. Life is good! Here’s a show announcement that I’ve been dying to announce… See y’all on the mountain in June! MountainMusicFest

Starting a hot dog themed rock band called Thin Glizzy.

People won’t always remember the things you say, but they’ll never forget that you owe them money. - Maya Angelou

This gonna be a fun one!

Haven’t tweeted anything for a while. Here goes nothing. Tame Impaula Abdueling Banjos.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Cr6KPQrOE8J/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CsgoYnfr-EG/…