Hey guys since it's wild mushroom season thought I'd remind you all to boil this guy at least twelve hours before drinking/eating or you will def go sterile. Enjoy! 😃 #sterile

Interesting they put this by the raw red cabbage. I'd have lodged it closer to those mouthwatering kidney beans 🤤

I just went into the Apple store and asked if they could fix the clasp on my iPod shuffle and they looked at me as if I'd ask them to fix the hinge cowl on my Model T 👴

For no good reason I made this photo of Darth Maul working on a roof. Enjoy!

Do you guys like my dogs? One day I came home and they were just there. It was super weird.

I was surprised when Spirit Airlines placed alligators in their bathrooms to terrorize and shatter the will of their passengers to complain any further, but not that surprised

How often do you guys put things in your gas tank to reward your car and end up wrecking the engine? 😬

In Poland, there is a LARP group that roleplays as contemporary Americans. Here they are doing “Ohio.”

Good news. The pelican that snatched a mouthwatering turkey leg out of my hand at Disney World and flew away has finally been arrested 🥳🙏

The first Jurassic Park is still #1 in my book ❤️🦕

If you're in the WGA vote for Rich. He's an immense talent and a great person and would do amazing things on the WGA board!

Come on you can't ask me to unravel this gordian knot on Labor Day of all days 😩

He'd have been 100 today 💔 Oh wait sorry 99, check in next year! 😃 💔

Just when they finally found a great new alternative to horses they had to invent the stupid car 💔🦛

Big if true! 🤔

Oh hell yeah! Time for a good scrub!

If this doesn't get you to buy more vinegar, I don't know what will

Big show tomorrow 6/12 8pm at TheMintLa Come see Liza Treyger- Liza Treyger Emily Catalano- Emily Catalano Natalie Friedman- Natalie Friedman Eliza Skinner- Eliza Skinner Macey Isaacs- Macey Isaacs Mike Glazer- @glazerboohoohoo Get your tickets 👇 wl.seetickets.us/event/The-Hope…

'HE'S NOT REAL!'

Oh so a billionaire is worried about further padding his already cash filled pockets??