Boris Johnson chuckles and pulls faces as Rishi Sunak talks about people huddling in basements in Ukraine. #springstatement

It is vital we discuss the F word or we risk facing regret forever.

And who entertained, came together, and made the platinum jubilee party the beautiful success it was? Those people from an industry that was deemed ‘not viable’ only a year ago. Let’s not forget that. #dear #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

The fat tub of hypocritical lard pictured here celebrating with Zelensky the fact that Ukraine is about to join the EU.

NEWS: I feel sick writing this! I've just got the latest price cap predictions from Cornwall Insight. A huge spike in the key year-ahead wholesale price means OCT cap prediction UP 64% (so £3,244/yr on typical bills) JAN cap prediction UP 4% (so £3,363/yr) /contd

"I find it frustrating that I've not met her... I think the home secretary should speak to me" Independent Chief Inspector of Borders and Immigration David Neal has not met Home Secretary Priti Patel since being appointed in his role in March 2021 bbc.in/3cwZfxp

A story in five parts: 1. The warning

Liz Truss: “Once they enter the workplace, the British are among the worst idlers in the world.“ Well she has a point. #ThickLizzie

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

Charging the sick for being sick. Mark my words: this will be end of the NHS if the Tories have their way. [Thread]

Exciting announcement coming your way tomorrow morning and we can’t wait to share the news with you! Is it Monday morning yet?! Retweet and tag your #TakeThat friends if you are excited to hear more!?!

Wow. After introducing his guest as “a particularly distinguished professor of economics at Kings college London” Jacob Rees-Mogg squirms as he’s told some hard truths about the damage of Brexit. Watch in disbelief at what comes next

"I'm sorry if you think my bag doesn't fit"

Let’s just show Gary Barlow how excited we are! Retweet if you’re excited for #GreatestDaysMusical and GREATEST DAYS The Film and let Gary know. #SwearItOnTheFans #GreatestDaysMusical #GreatestDays

#ToriesOut440 #GeneralElectionNow #NetZero #NetZeroBy2050 #RishiSunak Downing Street Rishi Sunak U-turn Net Zero NetZero Ford Uxbridge Zac Goldsmith #ToryShambles #ToriesBrokeBritain #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry #TorySewageParty #ClimateWeekNYC

I’m confident that my package of measures will have strong support across the whole range of Tory donors with links to fossil fuels. #RishiSunak #NetZero #GeneralElectionNow

I discovered that I can post about an EV with 315,000 miles and be told it’s run on coal its entire life, that EVs are dirtier than ICE cars and renewables are bad for the planet. So I shall post this amazing video narrated by Robert Llewelyn from @FullyChargedShw It will

Calm down