What puzzles me most in life is how the Lilly livered self loathing “British” EU Remainers are still alive all these years later when every week they show us photos of their local supermarket shelves being bare due to Brexit?

For me this is Reminiscent of Kanchelskis standing on the ball against Ayr. If you want to showboat please do it against those with equal ability

One for the ladies?

I spend much of my life travelling the country’s motorways. To my utter despair only around 40% to 50% of men wash their hands after using the toilet.

Surely you ladies have better hygiene than these manky feckers?

It would be like some kind of stupid joke if it wasn’t so tragic.

Why didn’t the Jewish guy cross the road?

Because the police were going to arrest him.

Contrary to popular opinion the coldest place in the world is not Siberia or even the Antarctic.

The coldest place in the world is somewhere between Kilmarnock and East Kilbride on the M77 where even the polar bears wear big heavy jackets

It’s not the lorries overtaking the cars and holding you up on the dual carriageway that should piss you off.

It’s the cars that are going slow enough that lorries can overtake them that should rip your knitting

Let’s all shame ourselves with our fashion nightmares from back in the day?

In the 80’s I was the “proud” owner of a bootlace tie.

Then remember the jeans with cartoon characters on the thigh?
I was cutting about Saltcoats with Freddy feckin Flintstone on my jeans ffs 🙈🙈

The ruggedly handsome fresh faced 54yo

I’m not going to comment on the rights or wrongs of the Russia Ukraine conflict as it’s extremely complex but the west chose to arm Ukraine and now it seems Ukraine is out of fashion.
Has the West learned nothing from our meddling in Libya, Iraq or Afghanistan to name but a few?

Politicians across the spectrum & throughout the West seem to have been tasked with destroying our countries, trashing our economies, weakening our defences, eroding our heritage and finally diluting our DNA

Would anyone who agrees with the 25% care to justify their stance?

Simple pleasures

Looks like HMP Barlinnie is about to abandon it’s Nat Zero policy

The fright you get when sitting in deadly silence and your bottle of water makes that popping sound ffs 😂🤣

When you’re at work that early McDonald’s is still selling burgers instead of breakfast stuff ffs 🤷‍♂️

This is easily the nastiest most egotistical self entitled arsehole of a so called public servant since Sturgeon? Am I right or am I completely unequivocally right?

Dogs are the most loving animals ever. I often forget my dogs aren’t human. If I ever see anyone mistreating a dog I will harm them greatly

You know what?
Many of us on the centre right loved Boris as he was a bit of a rogue but let’s not kid ourselves, he was just as culpable as Sunak and the rest of them for lying to us and giving free passage to the illegals.
Us British Patriots are on our own now.

The people that are struggling the most seem to be in low paid jobs.

The people on long term benefits seem comfortable enough.

This needs to change.

I’m overlooking the skyline of which City?