A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

If you can’t handle me at my Eggland’s Worst, you don’t deserve me at my Eggland’s Best

“Nah.” - everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd

Hey Boston Celtics I’m in club level 113 - the game is almost halfway over and no one has come to take our order. That’s why we paid extra, and this is such a negative customer experience. Fix this pls!

Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy. Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. Congrats to all my friends who got nominated, especially Mama.

I can’t wait for the coronavirus movie where Mark Wahlberg is at Wuhan at the very start of the pandemic and then singlehandedly finds the cure

Everybody: this pandemic is the worst huh? The Price is Right: these are the best ratings we’ve ever had

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Sources: As some in tonight's meeting wanted to hear Bucks' explanation for making an abrupt decision independent of rest of teams to boycott game, Boston's Jaylen Brown essentially said that the Bucks didn't need to explain themselves and he fully supported what they did today.

Hey Dunkin' maybe one of your employees was hungover this morning, two different breads on this sammie

Go read the first word of all my tweets

Hey Matthew Berry - PPR championship, who should I flex - J. Robinson (Q), Kittle, or Andrews

. Netflix what a flex

Mic’d Up: Mike Birbiglia brings the ‘ha ha’ to Hyannis, John Baglio 💎 headlines Nick’s, and more! - vanyaland.com/2021/08/16/mic… via @vanyaland617

Get Mic'd Up for the weekend: John Baglio 💎, Emma Willmann, G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s bring the laughs - vanyaland.com/2021/08/16/mic… via @vanyaland617

My husband refuses to make the bed…is this passive aggressive enough? #petty #married

In #Comedy: John Baglio (John Baglio 💎) stays true to his comedic journey with debut album ‘Tag Me In’ - vanyaland.com/2022/07/22/joh… via @vanyaland617

Thanksgiving can be a little stressful... so come enjoy a laugh before the big day! On Wednesday, November 23, we'll have stand-up #comedians Jon Rineman, Alex Giampapa, John Baglio 💎, and @izzydarosa performing live at #TheMusicHallLounge! Tickets: bit.ly/3dL49rw

Wemby dunking looks too much like the MJ stretching his arm in Space Jam

My dad has an old soul because he has an old body and he's old