I'd snapchat you back but, my face. And my hair. And just, no.

*Brings the good camera to family gathering* *Takes photos of the cat*

I didn't get a private jet for Christmas wtf I hate my parents.

Ek sweer nog een fokken muskiet wat zoom in my ore dan bel ek die polisie.

Need to stop buying drinks for adorable couples

"Just gonna go fight some water." ~ swimmers.

"Toemaar, ons almal was maar in ons moer."

Ek soek n mens waarvoor ek bang sal wees om te verloor.

Follow my op IG : johan_alberts777

Omw dis 2015 en ek het nogsteeds followers.

swaged out. 🍯 instagram.com/p/yZ7Ye7AjP9/

Twitter is soos my ex, IG is nou my next.