I was wrong. Please disregard last tweet. Thx.

Well. That tweet didn’t age well.

.Joey Cheek wins his second Olympic medal and his first gold. US Speedskating

Some said an open-world experience this immersive wasn’t possible. But it’s already here. And you don’t even need silly VR headsets. Introducing, ✨Icelandverse✨ #icelandverse

ERIN JACKSON!!!!!! #Speedskating

This is the hardest flex I've ever seen in speedskating Nils van Der Poel, after CRUSHING the world at the Olympics, just released his entire training program for the last 2 years. Theory, technique, hours, and a daily journal. All of it. LEGEND. howtoskate.se

YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Erin Jackson!!!!!!!!

Here's a show I'd like to host: We take all these anons who bash olympic performances online, we show up at their house with a camera crew, and take them right to the venue for them to show everyone how it's done.

Just caught a segment of Joey Cheek explaining speed skating equipment and briefly thought it was Arthur Darvill after some time with an American accent voice coach and a secret second career. #OlympicGames

WHAT. A. SKATE. Olympic Silver medalist Laurent Dubreuil. 🇨🇦🥈 What a time for Canadian Speed Skating. 5 medals already in #Beijing2022 CBC Olympics Team Canada

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Did you know Rush and Supertramp are two different bands? Crazy, but true!

Twitter. For the love of god. Please start down-weighting threads in the algo. Thx.

So I write this for the NYT about why rooftop solar is so much cheaper in Australia than the US, and how to fix it: nytimes.com/2022/06/08/opi…

👋 Howdy, Dallas!

It's going to be SUPER awkward if we all say goodbye to each other and then this thing just keeps running for weeks. "Oh, hey, you again, huh? Yep, still here. Huh."

LFG!!! ✌️