If You Can't Work Within The System, Break The System - A Case Study by The Family Rubin

My 3 kids wanted to take a bubble bath together, but once they got in I realized we were out of bubble bath.

When I informed them there would be no bubbles Reader, chaos erupted.

Child 1, our oldest, tried to bargain with me. 'We can use regular soap!'

Me: 'No, it'll sting your brother and sister's eyes.'

'What about the dishes soap?'

'Not a chance.'

'You go out and buy some now!'

Long stare.