9,000 Microsoft employees got an email at lunch today. Take the money. Go home. The safest job in tech. Gone in an afternoon. Nobody called it a firing. They called it a retirement gift. This is 2026.

software engineers and cs grad students right now:

Spatial Audio on my MacBook Pro is underrated

The age of autonomy is here

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Hey Claude, book me a reservation for the Hilton Orlando !

It always comes back to the math

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Aleph xai very possibly can and people discount them at their peril

Using Codex is 50% coding 50% pressing the Update button The Codex team really never sleeps

ChatGPT 5.5 Pro (Extended) creates a multi-page PDF report about a chess game it simulates to test its own reimplementation of quiescence search, with its analysis of questionable moves and a QR code for viewing the game in the lichess PGN viewer

V3 satellites ?

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Realtime voice ?

Pierre-Simon Laplace (1749–1827), known as the Marquis de Laplace, was a French mathematician, physicist, and astronomer who made major contributions to celestial mechanics, probability, and mathematical physics. He was born on March 23, 1749, in Beaumont-en-Auge and later moved

Nice

It created such cute frames too

/pet

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