What’s Up, 4 Non Blondes Cover: youtu.be/i5aore5_0qY?a via YouTube

I believe there is a room in heaven where you can rewatch every extraordinary once-in-a-lifetime moment that you experienced in life. There is similar room in hell but it only shows footage of all the times you unknowingly ate a bug.

If you ask people "what super power would you want to have?" you'll hear a lot of the same answers. Flight, invisibility, strength.. etc. Imagine being the first guy to ever say.. spidey sense. #stanlee #ripstanlee

Telling people “I stayed up way too late watching #You last night” is creepy and accurate. #JoeandBeck

Hey Spirit Airlines one of your employees stole $380 cash out of my suitcase. I feel like the things we pack should stay in our suitcases, no?

Made a rap song about #coronavirus (full song at youtu.be/6huKIdh91hk) #CoronavirusLockdown

Just posted a photo @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/CIOjweZjOGv/…

I wrote a “like” song. After reading the room, singing a love song in 2020 felt like painting a mural on the side of a burning building. Tap Smarturl.it/joevivona to pre-save and follow me on Spotify. Thank you.. yeah you.

Just posted a video @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/CIXRs-qDgEK/…

facebook.com/joe.vivona.1/p… you should all prob watch this. Joe Vivona Ryan Quinn 😂

We made a drinking game to test Abby's riffing ability. youtube.com/watch?v=qnqpK2…

What kind of an idiot do you have to be to grope anybody much less Taylor "more power than some countries" Swift? She should have bit him.

Rehearsal for Hotel Cafe: youtu.be/sjE4jcixb2o?a via YouTube

Who are you picking to be in your kitchen for your iron chef episode? (secret ingredient is whale)

Couldn't make it to the woman's march so I paid a woman to go in my place. Got a great deal. #womansmarchla

Last night Bill Cosby performed at a jazz club. Pushing jazz even further down the list of things people would rather not listen to.

Whether or not you are a good person is directly correlated to the number of seconds you keep the FaceTime camera pointed at your friend after the conversation falls silent.

Currently at a cafe in a sport coat getting stood up for a job interview. Three of the four people here are literally open mic stand up comedians. They’re loudly trying to out funny each other. The cafe doesn’t validate parking. What a giant kick in the dick.