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Joe Vivona

@joevivona

Singer / Filmmaker / Former baby /
Click the link to check out my new single SPELLBOUND!

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I believe there is a room in heaven where you can rewatch every extraordinary once-in-a-lifetime moment that you experienced in life. There is similar room in hell but it only shows footage of all the times you unknowingly ate a bug.

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If you ask people "what super power would you want to have?" you'll hear a lot of the same answers. Flight, invisibility, strength.. etc. Imagine being the first guy to ever say.. spidey sense. #stanlee #ripstanlee

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I wrote a “like” song. After reading the room, singing a love song in 2020 felt like painting a mural on the side of a burning building. Tap Smarturl.it/joevivona to pre-save and follow me on Spotify. Thank you.. yeah you.

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What kind of an idiot do you have to be to grope anybody much less Taylor "more power than some countries" Swift? She should have bit him.

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Last night Bill Cosby performed at a jazz club. Pushing jazz even further down the list of things people would rather not listen to.

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Whether or not you are a good person is directly correlated to the number of seconds you keep the FaceTime camera pointed at your friend after the conversation falls silent.

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Currently at a cafe in a sport coat getting stood up for a job interview. Three of the four people here are literally open mic stand up comedians. They’re loudly trying to out funny each other. The cafe doesn’t validate parking. What a giant kick in the dick.