my debut project Wild Strawberries. available everywhere now: felly.lnk.to/WildStrawberri… 🍓

I hope Conor Mc Gregor keeps this up and does a different sport every year. I'm looking forward to a Mc Gregor vs Daley dive off

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

I use my voice for animals because they don't have one. Except parrots, obviously. And that snake in The Bible. Have a great day.

I’m just sad that today’s “50 dead, 200 injured” won’t be the last mass shooting because the laws never change. It will happen again.

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

Its Thursday you're showing up with a big dick and Vaseline on your fingers.....Its over!

two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive