42’ 1-0 Thorney. Out of nothing Joe smashes a left foot swinger from the edge of the area

83’ 8-0 Thorney. Won and taken by Joe for his hat trick

Feel sorry for any England fan who paid to watch that 🤢😷

Surprised the Italian players don’t get hurt kicking the ball

Posh and Arsenal to go down looking like a banker right now 💰✅

Deaths, taxes and Lukaku not showing up in big games

Varanes almost making Maguire look half decent tonight, having a nightmare

Biggest moaner, what’s he gonna do if they actually manage to qualify for a European cup next season

Should’ve started Lukaku

Finally looking at making some decent signings

What an excellent game Christian Eriksen has had, encapsulated by his run and assist for MR14’s 2nd goal. Incredible to see him performing so well at this level after what happened last year. Such a lovely story. 🙌🏻

Maguire give away a pen? Didn’t see that coming 🤯

As if he’s done the Ronaldo celebration just to be offside 😂

Man City should of started Haaland

3-0 to @BlackstonesMDL Tidy finish from Joe Graham from Duffy-Weekes through ball

Any one looking for a 32 year old goal scorer 🎯

Keir Starmer has just admitted on a tweet that he is now in partnership with Blackrock. For those of you who still haven't got a clue what's happening, I implore you to watch this video.

Unpopular opinion but Ally McCoist is actually annoying as fuck on commentary