TONIGHT on #Gutfeld ! Julie Banderas, Winston Marshall, Kat Timpf and Joe DeVito. Tune in at 10PM ET!

These days, a lot of people are talking about narcissism.

*of course, I was the first - then they all copied me

2-FOR-TUESDAY!
11:30am - Brian Kilmeade Show on FOX News Radio
10pm - Gutfeld! panel on FOX News Channel

Topping the list: Fatasskistan

By the time I'm old enough to not think this is hilarious, I will also be shitting my pants

Coming up on America's Newsroom at 10:15...

Man, did I pick the wrong day to wear this shirt
#earthquake

Sources tell me if Diddy got popped for not paying royalties, it was a Sting operation

I guarantee it wasn't the sweet smell of success

P Diddy might go to jail - and as a fan of music, this doesn't affect me

More about airplane doors? That's the Spirit!
#boeing #FAA #airtravel

Who can save the day if the door pops off your #Boeing ?

Boeing's CEO is out - but I'm sure he'll get a golden parachute

THIS WEEKEND! Fri & Sat at the Comedy Shop in NYC. 8 & 10pm shows both nights.
tix here:
comedyshopnyc.com/event-details/…

SATURDAY! Still some tix available for 3/16 show at Uncle Vinnie's

ci.ovationtix.com/35774/producti…

TONIGHT on #Gutfeld ! Michele Tafoya, Joe DeVito, Kat Timpf and Tyrus. Tune in at 10PM ET!

The point when you're eating Thin Mints and realize 'this sleeve ain't going back in the box.'

'There's no reason I can't achieve all of my hopes and dreams.'
- me, moments before getting stuck trying to remove a hooded sweatshirt

THIS WEEKEND! Norfolk, Nebraska and Friday is SOLD OUT. Come to District Table & Tap, Saturday 7 & 9:30pm shows
districttableandtap.com/#Entertainment

What do you MEAN you haven't watched my Dry Bar special yet?? GET ON IT
youtu.be/tzoGTQXBATM