Just an absolute clown show of a franchise. In their bones

Just an incredible quote for our time

There is not one single thing improved about it. I’ve been on Tweetdeck for nearly a decade. The new version looks and operates like the regular Twitter homepage. The “Decks” feature is pointless. Like everything else since the sale, it’s far worse.

“It’s too early to write Twitter’s obituary and pronounce Musk its sole killer, but a lot of anecdotal evidence supports the notion that he has single-handedly made Twitter worse. And as a result, Musk now looks like a complete and total buffoon.” mediaite.com/opinion/elon-m…

Wait? My one for June was over $500

Evergreen, frankly

I just started the Sopranos for the first time like a month ago

This confirms my suspicion that they don't *have* anything on the liberal justices, even though they've been desperately looking. Like, Clarence Thomas is out here using the Court to hang literal medals on wealthy donors, and all they got is "Sotomayor pushed books to a library"

He’s. That. Guy

Slow pitch softball when I was 25. Shortstop (slow speed growing up all of a sudden is blazing when you play 50 year olds with bad knees) Short pop up in left, full run with my back to the infield, caught over the shoulder, spin, jump throw, doubled up the guy who left 2nd

country music used to be about fighting sheriffs and drinking beer but then 9/11 happened and it’s been about the pledge of allegiance ever since

That shortstop almost got decapitated, man. 100mph from like 7 feet away. What a cannon

The state of Florida is going to launch an inquiry into a single, 45-second sponsored Instagram video for a beer company? Really? This is serious government work?

Normal democracy we have

With the Mets 7 games under .500 and 8.5 games out of a wild card spot a few weeks ago, Steve Cohen called the idea of adding “pretty silly” barring a turnaround. With the final full week before the trade deadline here, the Mets remain 7 games under .500 and 7.5 games out.

NEW: Florida just approved PragerU Kids’ right-wing propaganda videos for use in public school classrooms. There's copaganda, celebrations of colonialism, and more. Follow along for some lessons DeSantis et al are foisting on students. Me at Media Matters mediamatters.org/dennis-prager/…

Players in last 20 seasons to have a multi-homer game and pitch a 1 or no-hit shutout at any point: Zack Greinke (10 years apart) Madison Bumgarner (1 year apart) Shohei Ohtani (same day)

So you’ve been mailing it in this whole time. Got it 🤫

Love it here. Super manageable