The rain deciding to take a break today after it's rained for every single day of 2026

“And Saka sends the inswinging Corner into the box” What the Goal Keeper is going through at that moment:

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

The narrative bottling in previous years has been lazy. This year it’s accurate. Can’t quite believe what we’re watching

Selection issues compound. You're unable to push the advantage in the first half, then you have the wrong profiles available in the second half. Players look "off" when they are not put in situations to succeed. I love Arteta. But he is not seeing many of his players clearly.

Arsenal had 49% of possession and one shot on target in that second half. They played 163 accurate passes compared to 180 from Wolves.

Viktor Gyokeres highlights vs Wolves

I might be done being a serious football fan after this season lol. Transition into that 30+ football uncle phase. Less passion, more tactical opinion. Watch only big games. Random Mourinho praise. Occasional “back in my day” speeches. Villain arc begins now.

Berta pushed for this guy. Overruled the scouts. It’s one of the worst signings we’ve ever made.

North London Derby Day is nearly here… 👀 Personally buzzing for it. Pumped. Just feel like they’re there for the taking for some reason. Igor Tudor’s tricky Lilywhites are here. They’ll be sh*tting it, they can’t afford to drop points with City just two points behind them

Quite a pre-game speech there from the Spurs stadium announcer. "Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."

We (I) talk a lot about dysfunction in attack for Arsenal and it’s definitely a worthwhile conversation but it would be a total sidebar if we didn’t so regularly just chuck the fucking ball in our own net under absolutely no pressure. Just giving goals away for nothing game after

🚨 Igor Tudor: “Arsenal are probably the best team in the world right now”.

Fucking Hall of Famer.

This line is immediately being coordinated across platforms by the way - here's a 0 days old account which has suddenly noticed the same thing which they're asking innocent questions about

My dog is in Dubai mate

not even his biggest fan but poor all season is such an unnecessary lie. he was our best forward between October & December.

Don’t forget how funny it is he said ‘I fancy Chelsea, it could be 0-0’

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bukayo Saka vs Premier League Wingers ◉ Key passes – 1st ◉ Shot assists – 1st ◉ Successful dribbles – 1st ◉ Offensive duels won – 1st ◉ Successful attacking actions – 1st ◉ Touches in box – 1st ◎ xG + xA – 2nd ◎ Expected assists – 2nd ◎ Dribble success rate % – 2nd

Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun eh