Our mission should you choose to accept is the jizz where no man has jizzed before. Goon to the moon. $Jizz on the moon.

Red candles are all about perspective. Retain your $jizz or be cursed to a low-orbit, low-T lifestyle.

Tensions rising in the Middle East. Only thing that should be rising is the pants on these space suits, asstronuts. I think a global mission to jizz on the moon will help bridge these differences. Thanks for reminding us, Kendall.

New Jizzmoon community is in orbit x.com/i/communities/…

Double bottom. On my Jizzmoon.

New site, who dis? jizzmoon.vercel.app

Close the door! You’re letting all the stank out. $Jizz on the moon.

$JIZZ

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Bounce

Gm asstronuts. Another day closer to jizzing on the moon

What it feels like to be back on timeline

Generational bottom. On my jizzmoon.

Important look into our lunar future. $JIZZ on the moon.

Honestly, high risk to not jizz on the moon here

Is everyone ready to safely jizz on the moon?

Time to resume Jizz moon mission

Hey Nikita Bier fuck you

Safely jizzing on the moon.