Hey Snapple® , I just had your water and for some reason it had a fruit punch flavor aftertaste. I’m pretty sure this is Sweetums water! #parksandrec #sweetums #thisisntrealwater

Stewardess on a JetBlue airline legit said there’s a pillow and blanket shortage and that’s why they don’t have any to give us. Asked for a fork, they apparently didn’t have any to give me, but the plane was full of stuff they can sell us. This is what’s wrong with airlines.

Went to a U.S. Postal Service office to pick up a roll of stamps. The post office had no stamps. This is how government entities work at their core. Ineffective and mismanaged.

Hey Pottery Barn, thanks for allowing me to pay extra for a glow in the dark book bag for my nephew that won’t glow in the dark. Get those margins baby!

Yo the NEW YORK KNICKS will just forever be without a top 5 point guard. We’re destined to chase 30 year old point guards instead of drafting one.

If I’m Steph Curry I’m not coming out of this game. Man has almost no offensive help. Draymond is a disaster. Klay couldn’t hit water if he were I. The middle of the ocean. Just crazy.

When the other NEW YORK KNICKS players are back can their players over age 24 go into Covid protocols? Asking for a friend who wants to get excited about watching the Knicks.

Zoning regulations in NYC are contrarian to all the stated goals of this city. The BSA could have approved a variance to build more sports & recreational space in Astoria. Instead, the as of right storage facility is getting the green light.

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Umm NYS OTDA Sen. Mike Gianaris Zohran Kwame Mamdani New York State Senate NY Assembly Majority NY Assembly GOP..when are funds going to be released for ERAP? The platform is a mess, and we are continuously told lies. DO YOUR DAMN JOBS!! You’re all useless and a bunch of hypocrites. It’s been over 6 weeks!

I almost paid 15% more by switching to State Farm

I don’t think there’s been a news day since the pandemic started where someone didn’t mention Elon Musk Currently the most talked about individual since Jesus.

Soon to be Pres. Biden wants to push eviction moratorium to September. Biden wants a $1.9T stimulus package. Why isn’t money allocated specifically to landlords who are bearing the brunt of tenant nonpayment for almost 1 year?? Joe Biden Nancy Pelosi Chuck Schumer Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

This is legit why people think Americans are stupid...everyone acting like they’ve never seen a fly before last night. #debate #fly #Debates2020

Hey EmblemHealth I’ve submitted a claim for emergency medical treatment I’ve received 5 times to get reimbursed. It is truly ridiculous how you are not accountable for your services, or lack thereof. It is now over 5 months since I’ve submitted my claim! Get your sh!t together!