Eeep! Off to see Kula Shaker Saturday! Cannae wait! Praying for Great Hosannah 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻!!!

Yeek!!

#SwatchxVERDY

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary to my gorgeous Husband! #Sitges #Gay #Husband #LGBTQ

The first rule of naming something, never ask the British public.

He looks like what would be returned if you asked AI to create a ‘Hot Business Daddy’ 🔥

Yet another by-election nightmare for #Sunak on the cards?

#Tories , they certainly do pick 'em,

theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Just another day for the Conservative HQ crisis management team

#NewProfilePic

Cheers to Twitter (still not calling it X) from Jimmyavenger 🇪🇺🇺🇦, Andrew Plowright and myself. 👋 🍺

Light holiday reading 😬🤩 #TheShards

In my hotel inspector era atm and can’t get over this, it deserved a bafta

I’d love to know the reason for #StarTrekLowerDecks ’ cancellation. It’s a deeply impressive and fun show. Legacy shouldn’t require its cancellation if that’s what’s happening.

Be more like Dan ❤️

Absolutely hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣 #MunyaChawawa on the funny and the money as usual! #WokaCola is it!!!
#WokeBritain #IfItAintWokeItsBroke

Discover MISSION TO THE MOONPHASE – NEW MOON, the latest addition to the Bioceramic MoonSwatch Collection and the second Swatch chronograph to feature a moon phase function. Dropping April 8 in selected Swatch stores worldwide. #MoonSwatch #OMEGAxSwatch #Swatch

BREXIT BONUS!

#Swatch

Cannot wait!!

If you think #TransDayOfVisibility falling on 31st March every year is strange, just wait until you hear about this zombie who wakes up on a random Sunday in March or April - depending what the Moon is doing. 🤷‍♂️