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JimmyBible

@jimmybible

Husband • Father • Fisherman • #SendMeAllTheHanigers

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calendar_today02-04-2012 23:18:46

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About two weeks ago I was working in the yard and when I pulled the overgrown crap out of this whiskey barrel planter I uncovered a bunny den and two little pink baby bunnies were in it so I gently put all the grass back and I was so worried but it’s totally okay! 🐰🫶🏻

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Y’all ever say some dad type shit to another grownup? 🤔 Buddy and I were gonna go grab some lunch and I said “first I’m gonna go potty and then we can go bye-bye” 🤦🏼‍♂️ #dadlife

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Bruh… I need these in my life! Have any of you purchased or played on one yet? I kinda wanna set up a sweet ass arcade corner in the kids’ playroom! 🕹️👾

Bruh… I need these in my life! Have any of you purchased or played on one yet? I kinda wanna set up a sweet ass arcade corner in the kids’ playroom! 🕹️👾
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“There was no way of knowing when Titan was going to fail, but it was a mathematical certainty that it would fail.” You don’t f’ing say?! 🎮

“There was no way of knowing when Titan was going to fail, but it was a mathematical certainty that it would fail.” You don’t f’ing say?! 🎮
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So this one time I was partaking in some extracurricular activities and there was a spider inside the percolator of the smoking apparatus I was using for said activities. 😶‍🌫️