Exactly this

The fact that the Red Men only got to spend £650m since 2018 is a disgrace. So is the fact that we were only second in the wages charts too.

If only we’d have spent that £10m more, we’d have won the lot

With Everton safe, I imagine the pundits and the wider football media will turn their ire on Forest now. They’ll need a villain to contrast against plucky Luton. The endless pursuit of narratives will demand an easily digestible good v evil fight to the death

Just got my hands on a rough cut from the upcoming Liverpool documentary. Covers some of the highlights from the last few weeks. Think the whole thing is gonna look boss yeno

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Sky must be gutted all the drama has gone from this specially scheduled fixture

I hope Everton make it a fucking unwatchable grind

Waking up today and realising you no longer have to give a fuck about Luton and Forest’s results

Four wins in five, four clean sheets, survival guaranteed with room to spare, Derby victory, Liverpool imploding, Masters fucked off, Gueye becoming a goal machine, Dyche’s magical trackie, this part of the Everton multiverse isn’t too shabby right now

This is before the Derby. It nicely illustrates two things

1) Most pundits know fuck all

2) Carragher is a massive prick

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Having Carragher on commentary for Everton is a bit like eating your favourite meal while someone takes a shit in the chair next to you

Imagine having a few games where we’re not checking results elsewhere. The promised land

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I think we’ve broken him

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'Everton's number 9, Gwladys Street!'

The most evocative combination of words in the vast Everton lexicon

More of this today

How wonderfully specific. It’s in the same family as, ‘I’ll get that tenner I owe over to you in a bit’

Marcel Desailly loves a bit of Big Dunc!

Some talk on here about Everton's reductive football

It's worth noting that 'sexy football' Brighton are only above us because of the deduction and them twice nabbing a jammy equaliser against us

Dycheball might not always work, but is trying to be a budget City any better?

When the fans own the clubs, sanity can prevail