Very pleased to announce Paul & Dave will be hosting this great afternoon with former Everton Captain Alan Stubbs in Pool Kings Kirkby on Sunday 23rd June.
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There are bad takes, and then there is this

Jurgen Klopp, the new Martin Luther King

It’s weird to think that during this Golden Age at Liverpool under Klopp, when we had the best team in the weerrld, Chelsea have pretty much won the same amount of trophies and barely broken a sweat. That’s ‘levels’ I suppose

Jamie Carragher gets his slip on trabs from TJs. Pass it on

Everton aren’t that well known of late for making good decisions but swerving Rooney and Ferguson as potential managers gives hope that maybe we’re not quite the complete bin fire that is often assumed

Had City drawn yesterday and Everton won 2-1 having scored a winner identical to Arsenal’s, I guarantee a legion of journalists and pundits would be screaming at how outrageous a decision it was by Michael Oliver

The (Under)Dogs of War

On this day, 1995, Everton Bring Home the FA Cup

Featuring: Barry Horne, Joe Royle, Anders Limpar, Neville Southall and Duncan Ferguson

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Everton should've finished 12th without the points deduction

Make that 11th had Michael Oliver not decided to make the title race interesting

11th looks like getting £31.1m in prize money, 12th £28m

Everton’s payment is looking like £18.6m

ARSENAL 2 EVERTON 1 THE CORRUPTION CONTINUES TO THE VERY END....AND A MESSAGE FOR JURGEN KLOPP 😉
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Arsenal could only equalise when Everton had 10 Men. They could only take the lead when Arsenal had 12

Seems only fitting that the season ends with Everton getting fucked over, ridiculously, yet again

Turns out Rugby rules now apply if you’re playing against Everton

Ashley Young playing a pass you’d be angry at an U9 doing

He hates Everton, we hate Everton. Really it should be a match made in heaven

On this day, 1984, Everton bring home the FA Cup

Featuring: Howard Kendall, Andy Gray, Derek Mountfield, Graeme Sharp and Kevin Ratcliffe

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‘Where’s your Dad?’

‘He’s been out all morning sitting on stuff and taking pictures of himself looking thoughtful about the managerial change taking place at a football club 12,000 miles away’

‘Right, so he hasn’t creosoted the fence like I asked him to?’

Thing is, if they’re looking for ‘stories’ from the season, compelling ‘narratives’ is there any better this year than Everton’s?

Points deductions, long winless runs, a phoenix-like resurrection.

Along with Villa, Everton are the ‘story’ of the season, so why the airbrush?

If you believe in the multiverse, somewhere out there there are Evertonians facing a final day relegation fight against Luton. At the same time, Liverpool are about to lift the title in Klopp’s last game at home. Suddenly, offering Ashley Young a new contract doesn’t seem so bad

We should take the childish non-inclusion of Everton with satisfaction, proof of how much our survival has fucked them off