Jim Mendrinos
@JimMendrinos
I write the funny stuff, & post funny videos - often. https://t.co/KuVXOlwlg7…
See the latest video: https://t.co/6e00Ymb3IC
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http://www.worldsbestcomic.com/ 30-01-2009 06:10:08
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It’s Walk in the Sand day, which will be followed closely with “You brought all that damn sand into our house” day.
#jokeoftheday
It’s National Tamale Day, and if you’re a friend and don’t send me a tamale you are in fact dead to me.
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It’s National Earmuff Day, sponsored by Pornhub. (If your man doesn’t get it, chances are he doesn’t get it.)
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It is 1 week until National Bubble Week. You have one week to start dating a woman named bubbles.
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It’s International Women's Day, which I just found out isn’t celebrated by sleeping with a foreign chic.
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Today is the National Pound Cake Day. If you see Pound Cake as a compound noun, you may have a food addiction. If you see Pound Cake as a verb/noun combo you may have a sex addiction.
#jokeoftheday