just a quick warmup before the gala 🏓

There are many great bloody mary mixes, but only one superlative – and that is Zing Zang

Last night's dinner at Sam Ho Won made a strong argument for inclusion in top 5 meals I've ever had. That place is something special, check it out.

How do I revert Twitter to before it was 80% "I learned Python for $0, here's how I did it [thread]"

I get all my new #theft ideas from Lego sets

Bummed to miss ring night but it's ok I'll catch next year's

Loudest I've heard Chase Center. This win is delicious

We should all be more menswear guy, if you ask me

Am I safe to purchase that Kuminga jersey now

I still maintain Mac McClung would have saved the Warriors season

POV: You just watched Klay Thompson hit a deep three to put the game away

Adam Silver's not welcome at Chase

such a cruel fate, to have the gift of prophecy but only know how to communicate via playfully booping basketballs into trash cans. The corgi knows the horrors which await us but he cannot warn us. He can only boop

Steph comes back from down 3-1 to beat LeBron: it makes sense dramaturgically

I'm doing my thing again where I mute the ESPN call and just play E-40 instead #DubNation

I'm excited to watch the Nuggets sweep these actors

How dare the Bottlerock promoters schedule The National and Wu Tang at the exact same time, thinking their fandom overlap is zero (it isn't, it's me, I'm the problem it's me)

Warriors front office restructure is the post-Succession drama I need

Cannes wristband and lanyard situation has me thinking this 10 times a day

Alright well let's go get CP3 a chip I guess