Hunnyyyy! Where’s my long shorts! #supersuit

“it isssssssss GONE” Tom Mcarthy just made me so horny #shwarbomb

Roomate got the lotion in the holster

A lion wouldn’t drink and drive but a fucking Tiger Wood #2xDuiChampion

Don’t call her my girlfriend #fuckafreshmansaturday

Imagine being a bitch and buying yourself plan B after a guy just filled you up after 2 seconds… must suck #gayson

Getting a 5 after hitting on 16 #kuchick

Does Fortnite come back when the boys graduate college and just wanna shoot the shit #LANK

How that cold 30 rack looks at you in the fridge when it’s 60 and sunny out #cannons

Shout out Bag Princess for becoming 100th follower. Sooo BV celebration sex? #bagtoo

What do u say we the get the cube vertical after that presentation Theodore “Skipper” McBride Uncle “Unc” Bandana

Let’s go to the bar and do some homework…forgets computer at home*

You said she’s free? #pussy

Jarvis… Get me another beer please

Free Jim Dawson. Going through some shit right now. Just know I love every single one of you sons of bitches.

Can women start bringing back the 90s hair please. That shit was hot af

Not the game to blow the whistle all night. Feels like I’m watching a NBA game.