Happy Star Wars Day 2024!

S T A R W A R S

Revenge of the Swine

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

Mark Hamill

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

Mark Hamill

We're looking for a bitch called Noem.

Just Larry hanging out at Mar-a-Lago...nothing to see here.

S T A R B O A R S

The Force of Bacon

(Tomorrow is May the 4th.)

Mark Hamill

Never forget...

With Donald Trump

comes Steve Bannon.

Lara Trump is to MODELING
what
Lara Trump is to SINGING.

GAG ORDERS do not stop you from testifying.

Being a CHICKEN does.

TRUMP is a LIAR.

He's chickening out on testifying after saying he would absolutely testify for weeks.

But we knew he wouldn't testify. He didn't plan to take the stand in the first place.

He's a LIAR.

He's a CHICKEN.

He WEARS DIAPERS.

This is your Ulta Male MAGA.

What's this about REAL MEN wearing diapers?

MAGA have lost their minds.

Just resting the baby blues...

Imagine if there were cameras in the courtroom.
Trump would have to force himself to stay awake...and be even more MISERABLE!

Kimberly Guilfoyle said perhaps someone slipped the part about killing Cricket into Kristi Noem's book without her knowledge.

THE KIMBERLYS THINK KRISTI NOEM IS STUPID.

This will Trigger the Right but:

When it comes to TRUMP and MAGA...

HILLARY WAS RIGHT!

I know it's early...but I could already use a TIMELINE CLEANSER.

Mike Lindell is NOT sleeping well.

Could it be his LUMPY PILLOWS?

THURSDAY COURT DAY!

Pleasant Dreams.

The Ultra MAGA Far Right Christian Nationalists in our Government want to rule America by what the Bible says.

So when do we STONE MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE to DEATH for screwing someone that was not her husband during her marriage?

Also known as ADULTERY.
Leviticus 20:10.