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pakistani uncle uber driver asked me what i study and i said art and he said Dont do this

Lahoris when they visit Bannu Beef Pulao in Islamabad:

Hum shareef log hain. Dating shating nahi karte. Bus ghar walon ney parhos ki larki sey shadi karwa di 😅

these actually made me laugh

🙌🏻😂

As soon as I get ameer pati!

If you are in islamabad/lahore, it could mean you are just asking for the non-donkey boti.

They gave him the dafa of dafa penis. Love it. I hope it hurts miserably every day.

False. That’s a gharara.

Me at the hotel’s buffet breakfast in Muslim countries.

The weirdest? That would be my most favorite ride ever!

We were having a budget discussion and my wife was straight up like, “listen, i’m married to a doctor so i’m good. You aren’t, so you should continue to work hard and try to save money”

Truly disappointed with National Car Rental because in Croatia, we booked a van and 3 baby car seats and when we got there, they only had 1 available, and that also an extremely dirty and hardly working one. I had to spend time and money on vacation to go buy 2 car seats.

Happy Birthday to my high school math teacher who gave me 27/100 and told me I’d be a failure. I earn more in three months than you earn in a month, so who is the failure now?

Yaar you can’t click on any viral tweet to look for comments and context without running into “MY OF IS FREE!” O bhenjee, nahi dekhna aapka OF, i just wanna know what the context of the post is.

So tell me sir, how did this spoon end up in your anus? Well… you won’t believe it if I tell ya.

Idk if these scrubs shrunk or jibby has just been jibbying cuz i’m walking around like