The perfect quarantine schedule, 4:00 - Wallow in self pity 4:30 - Stare into the abyss 5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30 - Jazzercise 6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again) 7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

I miss my mom, I miss my dad I miss the road, I miss my band Giving hugs and shaking hands It’s a mystery I suppose Just how long this thing goes But there’ll be crowds and there’ll be shows And there will be light after dark Some day when we aren’t six feet apart

1 year ago, I cried like a little bitch at the movie theater

Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday in the middle of a pandemic named after a Mexican beer.

I have a maths joke but I’m 2² to say it

This is Finn. He tried to kiss a bee today. Knew it was a little early in the relationship but took a chance anyway. 12/10 gonna take a while to rebuild his confidence

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The Cascade Collegiate Conference announced today the Council of President’s decision to delay the start of all conference fall sports with the hopes of conducting seasons in the winter/spring of 2021. #ThisIsTheCCC bit.ly/2Wv4jHU

CCC Delays Start of Fall Sports, Suspends Outside Competition Until Nov. 1 bit.ly/2CfuxHs

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

school is just an endless cycle of “i just need to make it pass this week” every week😭

SISTAAAAAAAAAHS! The Bewitching month has begun! 🧡🎃

would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was gone be like this

"Damn, what a week" -Me at 9:30am on a Monday

Michaela is one of our players and was in a serious car wreck last weekend. She is currently recovering but has a long road ahead. Michaela is a fighter and I know that she will fight this battle with same determination that she has on the field gofundme.com/f/michaela-boy…

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