Genuinely just made the worst food of all time. Who want me?

Hate seeing oomf in the flop era...

Me loudly during the group hangout: Ugh... I just wish it was more normalized to fuck your friends.

I'm tweaking of the spiro that makes you piss every 30 minutes

Any Smash ppl going to boston pride, I'm tryin to woke tf out

Hey guys, what color is poison?

Fuck you evil jizz magician…

5 little chuddies walk the plank 1 fell off and then he sank

tyler du found dead in the rough rough streets of chantilly va

there's a certain unreality about seeing Hungrybox in real life that people who have never been to majors dont understand. it's like seeing Mickey Mouse or Obama walking around a convention center

I’m gunna kill myself < I’m gunna walk the plank

It may not be much but its progress🦖

Ending the friendlies session by saying “now let’s do a silly one!”

Guy that gets it now:

The thing about the year of kindness, is it isn't even a gag. We're trying to spread love and kindness this year. There is no 'deserving' when it comes to being kind🫶 #yearofkindness #YoK

Hey guys, let's make it a #chickenjockeysummer

Whatever happened to ducks? Used to be I'd see five, six ducks in a week, but kids today have no ducks. America the beautiful? Yeah right.

Just under a week away from Owl Opposition! For every 10 likes this tweet gets we will give away free venue fee to a person who liked the tweet ✌️🤤

Giving up on turnip forever and only doing upair drag-down loops for the rest of my life...

Sensing a lot of negativity from this xeet. Just wanna point out that this guy 'started' the Year of Kindness. I know this post was probably made in a moment of weakness, so I think we should all go give Andrew some love in the DMs and maybe he'll feel better. #yearofkindness