I’ve been afraid of AI since this girlie hit the scene

wrote this btw ;) ik ik its extremely capricorn sun and peach main-ed of me

this is so the beach that makes you old coded

virgo sun, aquarius moon, Kid Icarus Uprising

hawk tuah has a lot more staying power than I think anyone anticipated. the inflation of 15 mins of fame should be studied

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

The saddest part of the end of brat summer is having to euthanize the brat elephant.

your favorite fairy's favorite fairy

a heist movie that takes place during a 17 minute standing ovation at cannes

tchotchke would be a beautiful name for a girl

"I hope they play Hot To Go!" "This is Animal Crossing: New Horizons..."

hawk tuah this hawk tuah that, can you please keep it down i’m trying to honk shooah!!

heartburn summer

he's gonna show up as rouge the bat in the new sonic movie

QUIZ: Is This First Date Going Well or Are You the Most Charismatic Person Alive?: ow.ly/vhYP50TgQJR

styrofoam is basically glitter the way it gets everywhere but it’s worse bc it lacks the pizzazz