Road trip thoughts: a girl and I both got out of the bathroom at the same time at a rest stop in Kentucky both wearing almost identical clothes; pink tank top and Lululemon pants. Also, I fear I’m addicted to faerie smut.

My other therapist.

The fact that Joe and I got our own sweetheart table at his ex-wife’s wedding is the comic relief I needed tonight.

Did I get close

Okay

Let's f'kn go the Buffalo Bandits

My ring is tanzanite and is only sourced from the hills of Tanzania (Mt Kilimanjaro). I'm going to start telling people Dadmosphere took a little donkey up the hills and got it himself. That image pleases me.

Totality engaged.

Let's go, eclipse party tonight at Hofbrauhaus Buffalo. Please give a RT! #buffalo #eclipsebuffalo XOXO

Singing with Dueling Pianos tonight at RecRoomBuffalo. Come through anytime! 7:30-10. Lmk if you're sliding.

What the actual

My new bff Nick Swardson watched me sing tonight after his show and I told him that I saw Grandma's Boy 10,000 times.

Do random movie phrases ever pop up in your head for absolutely no reason? Mine today was 'can you blow me where the pampers are'

Real job stuff! I help injury victims plan and protect themselves for the future. It's especially tough sometimes hearing about the injuries of little kids but it just makes me work harder to make sure they are going to be taken care of financially the best way I know how.

the sabres are about to do that thing again, aren’t they?

Ready to see Zachary Lane Bryan for my 2nd time, his 1st.

going frm 1:59AM to 3AM is a lil dramatic

We messed up. It's spring break. I had no idea. Send help.

At the Elbo Room in Ft Lauderdale and it's not even a Bills game

Excited about this year. Work is booming. Gateful to have the band basically fully booked through fall w/ (never enough) time off for fam, in ♥️ and feel very loved back, & surrounded by A+ friends. Working on letting go of some other things in therapy but feeling pretty good. 😊