Passerby asking me “what’s so special about it” when they see me looking at a Yellow-billed Cuckoo, when they’ve literally never seen one in their entire human existence

Him: you better not be a cunty jackdaw when I get back Me:

>ad hominem >strawman >appeal to authority

Good morning from Dublin (they are not beating the allegations)

They lost my bag I'm going to kill myself

I don't know who that aer lingus supervisor was who went through security to personally find the lost cart of 13 fucking lost direct flight bags but you are my angel and you deserve a raise while the rest of everyone who works for your godforsaken airline should be fired

going to the grocery store after getting back from Ireland and realizing that unless you count lime wedges inside cocktails I haven't had a piece of fruit in like 2 weeks

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

my favorite local ramen place has discovered that they can just put their leftover porkbelly scraps in a bowl with rice chives and an egg and sell it for $5.99 takeout only and guys I've been eating one of these bowls every fucking day. They got my ass

Telling a 🇮🇱🇺🇦 flag emoji guy that my girlfriend is Russian Jewish and watching him struggle to decide whether to be racist or not

Dude couldn’t pitch because he had Tommy John surgery and he said “let me put up 50/50” as a side quest lmaooooo

Shohei Ohtani just hit another home run. He is 6 for 6 with three home runs, 10 RBIs and two stolen bases. And he is now the charter member of the 51/51 Club.

Is Thoren Bradley technically a sex worker

What did she mean by this should I be worried