When you discover the next day that the person who had nicely offered to take a group photo for your friends on your birthday was New York State Assemblymember (and fellow Bronx Science grad 😏) Zohran Kwame Mamdani! Always going above and beyond for his Astoria constituents 👏👏👏

Jessie Cannizzaro Oh my goodness, I had thought you looked familiar! Thank you, former student body prez!🫡

Just a couple of pre-WGA members joining the fight for a sustainable future

he's just like me fr

Baby on board? With what? What’s he down for

Release the Robert Shaw drunk Jaws take

Lot going on in the family group chat

Just hailed a death cab for u, cutie ;)

We ❤️ holiday rom-coms so much that we went ahead made our very own, thankyouverymuch. Love in Plane Sight arrives November 16 at united.com and onboard December 1.

ICYMI: United Airlines spins "Love in Plane Sight" for the festive season. bit.ly/40LaKWX

Written and Directed by Matt Cox and Stephen Stout With an original song (or three) from Brian Metolius Starring: Jessie Cannizzaro , @nickcarrillo77 , A.J. Ditty's Done It Again! , Hank Lin, Rachel Lin, Evan Maltby Is Pro Labor , @andAndyMiller , Jess Mosher, Keith Rubin, Jordan Sison.

Announcing the cast for GIANT SKYBEAM Session #1 at The Second City NYC Blackbox this Fri & Sat at 7:30pm! Each month an all new show, an all new story, all new laughs from some of the Puffs and more! Tix here: secondcity.com/shows/new-york…

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the winner of the timothée chalamet look-alike competition

Having to stop and tie your shoes as an adult is utterly humiliating

I’m at the point where I don’t even want the 15% off cuz I don’t want the emails in my inbox for the rest of time

Calling my very religious mom to tell her that CBS News said the cardinals are rawdogging

Was watching The Pitt on the plane and started tearing up, when the man next to me offered his hand. I took it, grateful. A quiet moment of human connection. Turned to him and realized he’d been holding out his hand for any trash I had to give to the flight attendant. Help

my urgent care has a framed photo of dr. house on the wall instead of a medical diploma…i am in good hands :)

was exhausted from running the marathon but thought “if zohran can be everywhere, then i can sign up for another canvassing shift” and wouldn’t you know it…he showed up too (and i accidentally ended up at a press conference in my medal looking like i was there cuz i won running)