Sometimes twitter makes me giggle a little

Winston decided that waking up to 38 degree temps in May was too cold so he needed to burrow under the hoodie while I knock out client workouts for the week. Gonna be a good day 🤘

Babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly touched your Sid Meier's Civilization VII monthly challenge

Gaining weight is not a normal part of aging. It’s not your metabolism It’s not your genetics It’s not your age It’s your nutrition and activity levels. There is zero reason why you can’t stay healthy, lean, and active well into your golden years.

This is the quality of humor we want from Grok

Touched grass

It's easier to stay in shape than it is to get in shape. So, once you've got it, maintain it. Don't do the yo-yo nonsense when it comes to your bodyweight and fitness.

Bracket Symbols xkcd.com/2954

BACK IN THE MIDWEST THIS NOVEMBER Tickets go live this Friday! First time hitting Michigan and Indiana. Can’t wait to party with y’all then!

I finally decided to take an aerial hoop class and I had so much fun 😍😍

Two inversions from my first silks class - I think I liked hoop more overall but silks were also super fun!

>the immense disappointment I felt upon learning that the Reading Festival is a festival in a place called Reading and not a festival for everyone to meet up and read 😔

Couldn’t quite complete the third pull-up but I’m happy with the first two!

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

There was no body in the rug, time to uninstall TikTok again

Ok but did Gandalf *click click* the tongs together before taking the ring out of the fire?

I don’t make the rules