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THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED ALTSEASON 2025 In episode 14 $ETH also started skyrocketing Everyone knows by now THE SIMPSONS aren’t just a cartoon Here are 6 altcoins that appeared in the episode 👇🧵

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BIG WEEK INCOMING! 🚨 1. Wed, July 30 – FOMC rate decision 2. Wed, July 30 – Powell press conference 3. Thu, July 31 – US GDP (Q2, advance) 4. Fri, Aug 1 – Nonfarm Payrolls (Jul)

Cheap $XRP in 2017 was $0.006 Cheap $XRP in 2018-2019 was $0.10-$0.15 Cheap $XRP in 2021-2023 was $0.30-$0.50 Cheap $XRP in 2025 is currently $3 Cheap $XRP after the alt season $5 Cheap $XRP once the utility run kicks in $1,000

🚨BREAKING: #XRP surpassed Bitcoin Marketcap in South Korea and is priced at 52,541 SKW (~$52.30 USD) XRPL Largest RWA Token is also set to inject $196 TRILLION into Real token on the XRP ledger on August 3rd! You can buy real token here, I got my bags filled

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🚨 BREAKING: THE CRYPTO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JUST SHILLED $XRP 🇺🇸

🚨The Simpsons predicted it Season 18, Episode 18 Altseason starts in August 2025 These tokens are about to pump👇🧵

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WOW! 💥 A DOCUMENT HAS SURFACED: 📝 THE U.S. HAS PATENTED #XRP & DECLARED IT AS A PAYMENT METHOD FOR FINANCIAL SERVICES! 💸 THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN 2013! XRP IS A DONE DEAL! 🚀 tsdr.uspto.gov/documentviewer…

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LATEST: Rumor's flying that #XRP ETF approval is just 24 hours away! If true, this could be HUGE for $XRP! Some are assuming that it can be here in October or September end. What do you think?

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🚨BREAKING: BLACKROCK IS NOW BUYING RIPPLE $XRP!!!🔥💥 Yes… the WORLD'S LARGEST asset manager is moving into XRP.🚀👀 This changes EVERYTHING for XRP holders...👀 #XRP #Crypto #BlackRock #Ripple #Bitcoin

🚨MASSIVE NEWS: 🇺🇸 U.S REGULATORS JUST GAVE BANKS THE GREEN LIGHT TO BUY, SELL, AND HOLD CRYPTO! IT BEGINS 🔥 CRYPTO JUST WENT MAINSTREAM 🔥

🚨 BREAKING: SEC Chair says the crypto market structure bill is READY TO PASS! 👀 Trillions of liquidity about to enter the market. 😱😱😱 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!!! 🔥🔥🔥