Sometimes during sex I stop & whisper in her ear, "I want to sell a baby with you."

Nick DiPaolo Wednesday May 1st @ The Downtown in Red Bank, NJ.

In the Eye Doctor waiting room today, they had "Where's Waldo" & word search books. That's just cruel.

Obama's in Asbury Park Kenya Berard

Rich Vos at Longshots in Waretown NJ - Friday June 21st - Tickets Only $15!!! Chris Covert, Ken Krantz, Joe McAndrew

Open Mic at The Dublin. Calling all Comics

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm last night...She spit it out.

The sound is off on my TV, but apparently Morgan Freeman's stunt double died today.