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Jerry Zezima

@JerryZezima

I write a humor column for Tribune News Service and I'm the author of seven books. I have one wife, two daughters, five grandchildren and many creditors.

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You go, girls, in your own bathroom. What about the guys? Find out in this week's column, 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub, No Men in the Tub.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

You go, girls, in your own bathroom. What about the guys? Find out in this week's column, 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub, No Men in the Tub.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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Was my long-overdue return to the gym worth the weight? Find out in this week's column, 'Thanks for the Muscle Memory.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

Was my long-overdue return to the gym worth the weight? Find out in this week's column, 'Thanks for the Muscle Memory.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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I thought it was something I ate, but it seems we had a genuine earthquake. Thank God no wineglasses were broken. 🍷

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Never-ending projects really hit home. Find out why in this week's column, 'House Calls.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

Never-ending projects really hit home. Find out why in this week's column, 'House Calls.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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Who's the best guy to pick the right color for a renovated bathroom? Find out in this week's column, 'The Prince of Paint.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

Who's the best guy to pick the right color for a renovated bathroom? Find out in this week's column, 'The Prince of Paint.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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When it comes to cleaning my wife's car, I'm a real gem. Read all about it in this week's column, 'The Diamond's in the Details.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

When it comes to cleaning my wife's car, I'm a real gem. Read all about it in this week's column, 'The Diamond's in the Details.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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What's the good word when a returning champ champs at the bit to play on words? Find out in this week's column, 'Every Pun Intended.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

What's the good word when a returning champ champs at the bit to play on words? Find out in this week's column, 'Every Pun Intended.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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The podcast king, Billy Dees, had me back on his show to talk about my latest book, 'The Good Humor Man.' There was lots of good humor, though no ice cream, which I had later. Check it out! google.com/search?sca_esv…

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A tour of Fenway Park spurs memories of my pathetic baseball career. Read all about it in this week's column, 'The Curse of the Zezbino.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

A tour of Fenway Park spurs memories of my pathetic baseball career. Read all about it in this week's column, 'The Curse of the Zezbino.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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Why does it take so long for me to make lunch? Find out in this week's column, 'Not Exactly Fast Food.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

Why does it take so long for me to make lunch? Find out in this week's column, 'Not Exactly Fast Food.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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What do you do when you're troubled by toppling trees? Find out in this week's column, 'The Oak's on Me.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

What do you do when you're troubled by toppling trees? Find out in this week's column, 'The Oak's on Me.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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What do you do when you start getting emails from advertisers who think you're old, decrepit and not long for this world? Find out in this week's column, 'Leave It to Geezer.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

What do you do when you start getting emails from advertisers who think you're old, decrepit and not long for this world? Find out in this week's column, 'Leave It to Geezer.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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Am I a vehicular speed demon or a slowpoke behind the wheel? Find out in this week's column, 'Driving Course Is an Auto Motive.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

Am I a vehicular speed demon or a slowpoke behind the wheel? Find out in this week's column, 'Driving Course Is an Auto Motive.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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How do my grandchildren let me know what day it is? Find out in this week's column, 'Calendar Guy.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

How do my grandchildren let me know what day it is? Find out in this week's column, 'Calendar Guy.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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How does an old, overdue baby celebrate a milestone birthday? Find out in this week's column, 'My 70s Show.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

How does an old, overdue baby celebrate a milestone birthday? Find out in this week's column, 'My 70s Show.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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My latest book, 'The Good Humor Man: Tales of Life, Laughter and, for Dessert, Ice Cream,' is back on Amazon after being off for a few days. I've been off for years, but that's another story. Anyway, here's the link: bit.ly/3GDzHu9

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What do you do when you have a bad tooth, your dentist is on vacation and you're far from home? Find out in this week's column, 'The Root of the Problem.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

What do you do when you have a bad tooth, your dentist is on vacation and you're far from home? Find out in this week's column, 'The Root of the Problem.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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Could I see myself in jail for not taking a vision test for my driver's license? Find out in this week's column, 'Keeping My Eyes on the Road.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

Could I see myself in jail for not taking a vision test for my driver's license? Find out in this week's column, 'Keeping My Eyes on the Road.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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What were the highlights, lowlights and holiday lights of the year? Find out in this week's column, 'The 2023 Zezima Family Christmas Letter.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com

What were the highlights, lowlights and holiday lights of the year? Find out in this week's column, 'The 2023 Zezima Family Christmas Letter.' It's on my blog: jerryzezima.blogspot.com
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