“Christmas started out pagan” okay but so did I and look how great I am now

This Christmas, please remember that atheists aren't real. If you look up their so-called "birthdays" you'll notice they usually fall on a Catholic feast day, which proves they stole it from us. Don't fall for the lies.

Always disgusting to see people use Christmas to promote their own political agenda instead of focusing on its deeper meaning of my political agenda.

It’s December 26th and my neighbors already have their Christmas decorations up

worst thing about getting locked out for so long is my tweets could've saved Trump

The Eugene V Debs Option

Imran Khan will lead Trump to Islam in prison inshallah 🙏

lots of angry dudes at my kickball game

Should I watch the Presidential Debate or play video games with my kids?

told you

Next weekend in Nashville! Come laugh and help fund schools in Pakistan! 🇵🇰