Not really getting this whole social media thing...

The beginning of the end for Zenith and Apogee Maelstrom. Writing these books was the most creatively fulfilling thing I've done since #mlaatr and I love the audiobook versions. Give THE CURSED CLOAK a listen. youtube.com/watch?v=mL2qP4…

My problem with chess is that five moves in, I'm already bored and no longer care who wins.

Can't wait to see all your pitches this Saturday 😊🍫

Who do I call to reserve my spot?

Is tomorrow! 😍✨️🍳🥓🌮🥞👏 #FoodPit

My poetry publishing concern (twostaplepress.bigcartel.com) is looking for 3 to 4 poetry chapbooks for fall release. We emphasize writers doing their first book but we also work with established writers doing smaller/weirder projects. Ask me where to send your 5-8 page writing sample.

My book doesn’t mention food enough for #foodpit but I thought I’d drop these two silly excerpts for you! #amwriting

In THE ROOTS OF DESTINY, my lush, YA climate romantasy, Evergreen is being overtaking by flower-devouring shadows. To defeat them, you’ll need: 🏹 a bow and arrow 🌺 plant magic for reinforcement 🍵 raspberry and chamomile tea, fresh from the gardens #FoodPit #Q #YA #F #CF

🥀THE THREE LIVES OF PERSEPHONE 🌹 Recipe for a #DarkFantasy with a #Romance subplot: 🌹 Hidden-identity FMC 💀 Immortal MMC ❤️Second chances ⛵️Quiet coastal town 🌈Queer history 🏥Mental health rep #FoodPit #A #W #R #F

🥐THE BRUNCH CLUB AND THE UNHOLY TRINITY 🥐 The first sacred meeting of the Brunch Club. Where Sofía mastered manifesting and Javier jumped into action without hesitation. Elena? She just wanted a croissant. #FoodPit #A #P #R #RomCom 👇✨🔗

✨️THE LIGHT AND THE VOID✨️ Your name is Nora. You’re on the run, and the last 48 hours have been chaos. A gruff Archangel is now your reluctant protector. Darkness is hunting you. But at least you have pancakes. 🥞 #FoodPit #YA #P #F #DarkFantasy 👇🔗✨️

Recipe for Teenaged Angst: ✨1 cup Academic Overachiever ✨2 tbsp Senioritis ✨Dash of Lead in the School Musical ✨½ cup Unwanted Crush ✨Several Heaping Spoons of Dad’s Terminal Illness Mix until emotionally unstable. Serve with jazz hands.#foodpit #ya #c

In Evallantis, Nina found a taste of friends from other realms, fantastical creatures, adventurous modes of transportation, generational amulets and magical food! But there was a hidden menu with secrets brewing within the surface and dark shadows from the exile realm. #foodpit

#FoodPit #YA #SF #P Estimates vary, but fans of Cobalt Laser count somewhere between 1,028 and 1,579 pies in this book, most of them boysenberry. What is boysenberry? Nobody knows.

Wow, that's a really specific fortune cookie.

"A Taste of Mexico." I picture a guy standing in the desert. He picks up a handful of dust, chews for a bit, then goes, "Huh." Same for Taste of France and Taste of Norway, but there's no desert. Taste of Seattle is some dude licking the window of a skyscraper.

When I was growing up, I learned that there were starving kids in the world, and somehow eating everything on my plate made up for that. So that's why I ate that entire french fry basket in one sitting. I did it for the CHILDREN.