No, it'll be used to defend someone else's borders, certainly not ours as you have opened our borders to every third world vagrant.

Not exactly the Scottish Tammy Wynette, is she?

A journalist is anyone who identifies as a journalist.

To be fair the bar was set lower than the Clyde tunnel, but OK.

Now we have cartoon characters telling us they are non binary and it's not acceptable to laugh at them because they just want to be accepted for who they are

Well Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell just ruined one of my favourite ABBA songs.

Been saying this for years. After Ronnie won 1 of his world titles he stopped playing for a whole year till the next world's and still won it again. No one is that good, it's just the opposition is poor. It's the Joe Davis era again.

Nicola Sturgeon this afternoon..
#PeterMurrell 😏

I'll happily stand with them.

Holding a sign saying 'Arrest, charge and convict these criminals'

That needed saying out loud. Well said Dujon

Alex Salmond “we already knew that the Greens were lukewarm on independence now it seems they are lukewarm on Green policies.” #BBCGMS

Well there's good news and bad news. The good news is Clement now knows which of his players are up for the fight.

Bad news - it's f*ckin none of them.

What a time to hit a poor run of form Rangers Football Club

Completely unforgivable First Minister

Censorship!

Looks like sir keech has found a way to replace the ginger growler as his number 2 before the election after all.

Ha ha ha ha yes! 😂😂😂

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