Jed Lowrie 2.0

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 28 years ago deadbeat Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

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If drinking vodka sodas alone while watching true crime docs on a Saturday night isn’t peak singledom, I don’t know what is

OJ would never lie

Wouldn’t know the feeling

That’s a wrap on this Monday

If they really want to rep NYC they’ll make the city connect jersey one big pothole

Some of you are really acting like you’ve never been outside in the dark before

You also had to crush the ice and drink the “juice” like a shot

A fired up Randazzo is the best kind of Randazzo Wayne Randazzo

I think we call this a win streak #LGM

Mets vs their fans #MLBBigInning

Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York

In light of the recent earthquake, I should be able to go home early from work and start happy hour

If I caught Ohtani’s first HR ball I would have started the bidding at 4.5 million dollars, it’s not like Ohtani would have noticed it missing from his bank account anyway.

Remember when you all wanted him back so bad?

So the Mets do know that the object of the game is to win, right?

We’re really starting this shit already? #mets