7yo: “What do you call an astronaut that can’t drive?” Me: “I don’t know, what?” 7yo: “An astronaut.”

7yo: “Why didn’t the lamb brush his teeth?” Me: “I don’t know, why?” 7yo: “Because he didn’t want to.”

Just posted a video instagram.com/p/CP9bGwRJmBg/…

CATCH UP (3/31): We welcomed special guest Allison Reese (@reese_shapiro) to discuss "The Feels" written by Jenée LaMarque and Lauren Parks, directed by Jenée LaMarque. We also discuss sincerely singing, sincerely talking about sex, and sincerely slapping salmons.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CS5Lvukprib/…

Dad bods are hot

march 2022! excited to share this with yall❤️

Help Ever with their Top Surgery! gofund.me/c9002204

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CYM7ua3vu4d/…

My first ep of Julia is streaming now on HBOmax, guest starring the heartbreakingly brilliant Christian Clemenson as James Beard. His performance in the episode is just everything. ❤️

To Season Two! 🍾 Could not be more excited or feel more grateful. #juliaonmax HBO Max #JuliaChild variety.com/2022/tv/news/j…

Congratulations to #JuliaOnMax episode 107 (Foie Gras) guest stars on their 2022 #TonyNominations Rob McClure and A.J. Shively !

Station Eleven was BY FAR the best TV show I’ve ever seen & should have all the Emmy noms. That’s my tantrum & I’m sticking to it.

Y'all ready for "Snow"?! Episode 209 of #PValley is written by Katori Hall and directed by Jenée LaMarque.

Tonight’s #PValley episode “Snow” was written by me Katori Hall, directed by Jenée LaMarque and dp’ed by Richard Vialet, ASC. “Second chances rarer than snow in Mississippi.” And yet…

Having Megan TINA SNOW perform her alter ego Tina Snow in the Pynk was ERRYTHANG. Richard Vialet, ASC worked with Jenée LaMarque to bring an icy look to the performance. Heavy use of spotlights and star filters made the sequins on costumes glisten like a galaxy #Pvalley

I have nothing good to say, I just want to feel seen without being seen, loved without being known, paid attention to while being left alone. Thanks!