It’s about to get real (flamin’) hot. Any guesses on what's about to go down?

Cheetos restaurant is back, and it’s hotter than ever! Think you can handle the heat? Get all the info and claim your spot at cheetosflaminhotspot.com

Occasionally I think about tweeting again..then I go back and reread things I’ve tweeted..damn I’m boring

I wonder if I’m too old to hear the mosquito ring tone now #insomniathoughts

I meant to say “I love it” then “thank you” but I ended up saying “I love you” to the lady who sold me candy in the airport 😑 #sorryhusband

Just really thankful for shelves

The creative director version is, “first of all, thank you for working on this”

I didn’t think it was possible to love Julian Edelman anymore than I do but then I watched his documentary 😍

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil”

My latest project is glam, exclusive and sure to be straight fire: The Cheetos House of Flamin’ Haute runway show is going live in NYC on 9/5 at 6:45 p.m. ET. Give this tweet a like to stay in the loop. #CheetosFlaminHaute

Cheetos is taking NYC from Flamin’ Hot to Flamin’ Haute with hair, makeup and nail looks that will leave you #LookinLikeASnack. Go to bit.ly/2Zx6ngU to book an appointment at the exclusive House of Flamin’ Haute style bar, open 9/6-9/7. #CheetosFlaminHaute

It's the haute-est style bar in NYC, and I want you there. The House of Flamin' Haute is serving up Cheetos-inspired nail, hair and beauty looks from 9/6 to 9/7. Book an appointment today at bit.ly/2Zx6ngU to claim your spot. #CheetosFlaminHaute

Why can’t they make airplane windows higher so I don’t have to strain my neck to see out the window?

it has been brought to my attention that shawn mendes and the kid from modern family are not the same person...and i am shocked.

The definition of #LookinLikeASnack 🔥! Thanks for all the Flamin’ Haute fun, my friends! #CheetosFlaminHaute

Do celebrities have junk drawers where they throw random cords and pens? I feel like @chrissyteigen would but like Kim Kardashian absolutely would not

I’m afraid to tweet because nothing will live up to the last one..I’ve peaked.

Jesus in Luke 15 100 Sheep, but one goes missing. Jesus leaves the 99, and goes after the one. The 99: “But…what about us? Don't we matter?” Of course the 99 still matter, but they are not the ones in danger. The one is.