From all of us at #FxCKCANCER, we would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas... #FCKCancer #FCancer instagr.am/p/SwGQnZj4GN/

I hate being tickled. I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, and I will kick you in the fucking face..

"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life..

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream..

We can across this story of inspiration and just had to share! Hope you share with a loved one too... Katie... fb.me/2f4J0WfXg

We are people, not just a diagnosis! FxCK CANCER "Salute" to #FuckCancer!!! Send us your "Salute to FxCK CAN instagr.am/p/TCOSkOj4EE/

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Orange colored fruit and veggies may help reduce the risk for breast cancer! #FUCKCANCER #FxCKCANCER m.upi.com/story/UPI-6432…

I tried to be normal once... worst two minutes of my life..

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure..

I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life..

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn the loss for years to come.

Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "What for?" Me: "To open the chamber of secrets.."

Gwarrrrrrr

Ooyl

Rocky Balboa :)

Sleeping = A cure to forget about pain, problems, stress and everything for a while.

Buckets of booze?!? I'm never leaving here!! #zazziumm instagram.com/p/jp4ZOfGUks/

Jennifer Perry and I party like old people.. instagram.com/p/kDMm_0GUlU/