Had my nails done today. I usually just do my own gel but I've gone all out today with acrylic and nail art. I feel so high maintenance 😌💅🏻💁🏼‍♀️

Bought a new dress yesterday from Joules in the sale. Wearing it today and feel fabulous! Just stood up and have discovered it has pockets! The best discovery!!

Quality pub snacking happening here 🤭

Bit offended by this targeted ad. I'm 32!

Honestly had pancakes rise more than this. Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith would be kicking me right out the tent!

“Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my seat.”

Apparently the world’s most liveable city is Vienna. This means nothing to me.

HE’S BEEN!!!

no worries if not

I do this! I thought I was alone in the world!! Finally some vindication!

Burned my mouth on a Gregg's Corned Beef Bake. Very classy.

In August?!

In advance of the Oasis ticket sale on 31st August, Ticketmaster have announced that they've doubled their IT and customer support staff to deal with the demand. Both employees are very excited although they will have to share a desk.

do you think you are capable of love even though you went to law school

Excited to announce that I start my new job this morning at 9am. I’m working for Ticketmaster as Head of Online Ticketing. I’m sure everything will be fine.

if Ticketmaster ran a Domino’s

Shoutout to the legend today in hot weather who ran the Cardiff 10km dressed as Mr Bean!! The teddy even has it’s own race number 😂😂

Think the cat might be plotting my untimely demise...